The mission of this statement is to state the statement of our mission. For without a statement in which one states one's mission, one's mission cannot be properly stated. And yet, without a mission, one cannot state a mission, unless one is really good at making stuff up and talking a bunch about nothing. So it is very important to state, and to have a mission, which is not an actual adobe building with the purpose of converting indigenous individuals to one's religion, but which is something much more intangible and yet still important to have and to state, especially in a mission statement. We further promise to adhere to these rigorous principles at all times and at any cost.