OFFICERS

Emir, Chief Operating Officer, and Consummate Dilettante
     Nick "Sometimes I try too hard" Carruthers, MS IV

President Emeritus, Current Status TBA
     Mattie "I will rise to power again" Goodman, MS3

Also Yet To Be Determined
    Andrea "Dancing Queen" Parsons, PGY 1

Some Guy Who Said He Would Be an Editor But We Aren't Sure if We Believe Him:

    Daniel "Seriously, I will help" Herman, MS4

Faculty Advisor:
    Paul "Downtown" Farel, PhD, Department of Cell and Molecular Physiology