All interested UNC med students will be warmly
welcomed into Integrate! Interested members of the community and
pre-med students are also welcome to join our group on a limited
membership basis. To join email
Lani.
Please include in your email:
Upcoming Events
Student Activities Fair
Come sign on to be part of Integrate!
Date: Aug 10th, 2007
Time: 12-1
Location: The Brick Beach
Humor is good medicine!
I learned a long time ago that minor surgery is when they do the
operation on someone else, not you.
-Bill Walton
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
-Groucho Marx
A psychiatrist to his patient: "You're right, there is a man following
you. He's trying to collect my bill!"
The doctor told me to get rid of my cold I should drink lemon juice
after a hot bath. But I could never finish drinking the hot bath.
- Bob Uecker
The mark of a good doctor is usually illegible
-John Kelly
Q: How many doctors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: It all depends on the light bulb's health plan
